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　　品性憨直，风趣幽默，农村吃百家饭长大的孤儿石二狗，在城市打工意外获得彩票大奖五百万，之后，他风风火火的回到老家，借着酒劲给乡亲们发钱，并且还想凭这五百万娶村长的女儿石金凤，但是却遭到石金凤的嘲笑，于是他发奋要为老家人民做点大事——修路，将修路的工程包给了金凤城里的男朋友胡大光，以这样显示他的大度并期望博得金凤的欢喜，可是却由于经验的缺失和文化知识的不足，被胡大光给蒙混了，手上的钱都让胡大光骗走了，连答应给村里修小学的钱也被骗的一光二净，二狗又成了一个身无分文的穷光蛋。 二狗有钱的时候，在众多人中招聘了韩美华作为村里学校的老师，现在二狗没钱了，本以为韩美华会离开石头村，但是由于二狗的善良和执着，早已深深的打动了美丽聪明的城里女孩韩美华。韩美华利用自己的经验和智慧联手以前一直瞧不起二狗的村民们，为二狗打赢了官司。最后在韩美华的指引和村民们的帮助下，石二狗凭借自己坚韧的毅力，白手起家，带领百姓发家致富开创了崭新的事业。

　　PG-13　　An endless army of shadow demons bent on the destruction of all reality swarms over our world and all parallel Earths. The only thing opposing them is the mightiest team of metahumans ever assembled. But not even the combined power of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and all their fellow superheroes can slow down the onslaught of this invincible horde. What mysterious force is driving them? And how do the long-buried secrets of the Monitor and Supergirl threaten to crush our last defense?

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

 故事发生在一艘名为“托林号”的英国皇家海军驱逐舰上，在一场激烈的海战中，该驱逐舰击落了多驾敌机，创下了赫赫战功，但它也因为拼搏在战斗的第一线而伤痕累累，最终中弹起火。在舰长金洛斯（诺埃尔·考沃德 Noel Coward 饰）的要求之下，船员们放弃了托林号，塔上了救生艇，其中包括军士长沃尔特哈迪（伯纳德·迈尔斯 Bernard Miles 饰）和新兵肖蒂（约翰·米尔斯 John Mills 饰）等人。一行人在海上艰难漂泊，全凭意志和对家人的思念才勉强幸存，最终被一艘英国军舰救起，获救之时，刚开始浩浩荡荡的240名官兵，仅剩下19人。

　　在纳粹德国，玩具制造商拥有一本神秘的书籍，赋予无生命的生命。在躲过希特勒命令取回书的党卫军之后，这位玩具商登上了一列火车企图逃离该国。认为他很清楚，玩具制造商很快就发现，一批高级纳粹军官也加入进来。最终，他的秘密被揭露出来，纳粹关闭。但是，玩具制造商已经使用这个神奇的东西来带来一个名叫罗伯特的复古娃娃来生活 - 而罗伯特将毫无阻碍地保护他的主人。所以，当玩具制造商和杀手娃娃拿起纳粹时，就开始了一场血腥的战斗。这是对死亡的一场战斗，只有胜利者才会在下一站下车。

“解决专家”衣然英俊遇到罗师傅上门求助，罗师傅因跌打油遭诬告，其妹双双、盈盈为帮兄私自参加高颜奖金选美。衣然英俊携老孙、罗师傅追至赛场，与罗妹及中国选手徐菲组队，闯丛林、破庙宇机关，最终揭穿比赛的阴谋，助罗师傅渡过难关。